A Guide On How To Become A Bimbo

1. twist or fracture your wrist by sitting on ur own hand.

2. take a cab to a destination where the cab fare will cost you $2.40.

3. lug ur heavy laptop to sch (or anywer else) and forget about bringing the adapter or battery (do dis twice pls!)

4. trip in the most clumsiest fashion, face flat, in front of a gd-looking guy, a junior to be exact.

5. insist on pushing the door wen it clearly states, "PULL".

6. set up a group wif a sec sch-ish stupid name and ensure the members consist of overaged gals.

7. print the how-to-change-passwd manual, and be proud of it.

8. install and use msn messenger yrs after everyone else has it and show off dat u have a display pic.

9. coo while reporting strength to ur mum wen u reach sch, finish class, gg for lunch, setting off from sch.......

10. have ur backpack stuck in between train doors in an empty carriage.

11. tell ur prospective bf dat the only thing u noe bout soccer is dat there are 10 men in the team.

12. depend on ur frenz to open ur canned drinks for u.

13. be 100% unaware dat there is ice-skating in singapore.

14. give ur soft-toys or pillows dat u sleep wif stupid names like fifi and bebe.

15. send a mushy msg meant for ur bf to ur father whom u are on ur way fetching.

16. type an sms talking bout a particular person, mention the name in it and send the msg to the person himself.

ps: dis entry is based on the writer's personal encounters and her frenz'. no bimbos have been harmed in the making of dis entry.

-- originally dated 28/3/06